IF THE TABLES WERE TURNED!!!

I think you all know which tune to use to sing this one with!!!

"I'm a barbie girl, in my barbie world.....
I got plastic (explosives), it's fantastic.
If you make me mad, I will sure be glad.....
To blow you up, and then oh fuck!!!
Your family they will weep, but my makers they will keep.....
making more of me, cause I'm a jihadi!!!
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Introducing.......
The Christian Martyrdom doll
JIHAD BARBIE!!!!!
Comes complete with explosive belt & detonation switch......
Other explosive parts sold seperately!!